AI Business Diagnostic
One call · Custom presentation · From $1,497

Stop losing
leads, time,
and money
to problems
AI already solves.

You get on a call. AI asks the right questions about your business. You get a custom presentation — three specific AI tools, built for your exact operation, with projected impact on your bottom line.

01
Book + Pay
Pick your time and delivery speed
02
AI Diagnostic Call
30–45 min voice call. AI leads. You talk.
03
Your Custom Plan
Presentation built for your specific business
Book Your Diagnostic — $1,497
Where businesses actually get stuck

Most businesses know AI can help.
Few know where to start.

Most businesses already know AI can make them more efficient, more profitable, and help them grow. What they don't know is where to start. The Victory Lap AI diagnostic uncovers exactly how that gap shows up in your specific business and builds a custom plan to close it.

Problem 1 — Revenue
"A lead came in. I got back to them three hours later. They'd already hired someone else."

The average business takes 47 hours to respond to a new lead. Businesses that respond in under 5 minutes close at 2.6× the rate. Every hour of delay is a competitor getting closer to your customer.

Costs you deals every single week
What the diagnostic builds for this
Every Lead Gets Answered, Every Time
  • Every new lead gets a response in under 5 minutes, day or night
  • Nothing sits in an inbox waiting for someone to notice it
  • Your pipeline keeps moving without you pushing it forward
  • More conversations turn into booked business
2.6× higher close rate — your pipeline never sleeps
Problem 2 — Time
"I had a great call. Forgot half of what they said. Nothing made it into the CRM."

Manual note-taking costs businesses 8–12 hours every week in lost time and missed details. When nothing gets captured, follow-ups don't happen and deals stall before they close.

8–12 hours lost every single week
What the diagnostic builds for this
Nothing From a Call Gets Lost Again
  • Every call gets captured accurately, without you writing anything down
  • Nothing gets lost between the conversation and the follow-up
  • Your team knows exactly what was said and what happens next
  • The hours you spent on notes go back into running the business
8–12 hours recovered every week — starting day one
Problem 3 — Capacity
"I have 14 action items in my CRM. I've touched three of them this week."

You need someone working the pipeline when you can't. Hiring a dedicated follow-up coordinator costs $35,000–$50,000 per year. AI does the same job starting this month.

Your pipeline is stalling every single day
What the diagnostic builds for this
Your Pipeline Gets Worked, Even When You Can't
  • Your action list gets worked every day, not just when you have time
  • Leads that went quiet get re-engaged instead of forgotten
  • You get the output of a full-time coordinator without the hire
  • Nothing falls through the cracks because no one got to it
The follow-up that never happened — now always happens
How it works

A 40-minute call that tells you exactly
what AI to implement — and why.

Step1

Book your call + choose delivery speed

Pick a time that works. Choose how fast you want your presentation — Standard (48 hrs), Priority (24 hrs), or Same-Day. Pay $1,497 at booking. Confirmed instantly.

Step2

Dial in — AI leads the entire conversation

Call in at your scheduled time using the number sent with your confirmation. Victory, your AI business advisor, leads the call — asking structured questions about your business, your tools, your frustrations, and your definition of winning. No preparation needed. Just talk.

Step3

AI captures and analyzes everything

Every word transcribed. Your problems ranked by impact. Current state vs. desired state mapped. Three specific AI tools identified for your exact operation.

Step4

Your custom presentation is built and delivered

A polished, personalized presentation, your business, your numbers, your roadmap, delivered with a virtual call to go over the presentation and explain next steps. Three AI tools recommended with projected time saved, revenue recovered, and a clear implementation path.

What lands in your inbox
Your Custom AI Business Presentation
1
Full diagnostic transcript Every word from your call — searchable, accurate, yours to keep
2
Your business problem summary Top pain points ranked by revenue impact — in your exact words
3
3 AI tools matched to your business What each does, how it works in your operation, projected impact
4
Projected bottom-line impact Time saved, leads recovered, revenue uplift — your numbers
5
Virtual call to review your presentation We go over your results together and explain your next steps
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A 4-day action plan The exact steps to get your top recommendation live and running
47 hrs Average lead response time — yours becomes under 5 minutes
8–12 hrs Recovered weekly from AI call capture and CRM automation alone
21% Average revenue increase reported by SMBs after AI implementation
The Victory Lap Ladder

Clarity first. Then capability.
Then continuity.

Every engagement starts with the diagnostic. From there, you choose how far you want to go — from a single fast win to an ongoing partnership that rebuilds and re-evaluates your business every quarter.

01 · Diagnose
02 · Implement
03 · Partner
Step 01 · Diagnose
Victory Lap
Diagnostic
One call. A custom plan built for your business.
$1,497
One time · Multi-location or multi-stakeholder businesses scoped at $2,497 after booking
  • 40-minute AI-led diagnostic call with Victory
  • Full call transcript, captured and delivered
  • 22 data points compiled into a custom action plan
  • Three AI tools matched to your business, with reasoning
  • Virtual call to review your presentation and explain next steps
Book Your Diagnostic
✓ Full refund if no value delivered ✓ Call confirmed instantly ✓ No subscription, ever
Step 02 · Implement
Victory Lap
Accelerator
Your diagnostic told you what to fix first. We build it with you.
$3,497
One time engagement
  • 60-minute AI kick-off call, then 4 days of hands-on execution
  • Direct setup and configuration, not a how-to guide
  • Testing and confirmation it's live and working
  • Direct access to HWO through completion
Requires a completed Victory Lap Diagnostic. The kick-off call starts a 4-day hands-on engagement, executing the exact action plan from your diagnostic. Not a 1-hour consult, a full 4-day implementation. Ready for all three pillars or a full system rebuild? That's Full Throttle.
Start Your Accelerator
✓ Direct HWO implementation support ✓ Scoped from your actual diagnostic
Step 03 · Partner
Victory Lap
Full Throttle
Not a project. An ongoing partnership.
$13,497 /mo
Billed monthly
  • Running what's live, continuously
  • Teaching your team what they're ready to own
  • Evaluating what's next, every quarter
  • New workflows, automation, and process redesign as your business grows or shifts
Every quarter we re-diagnose your business and build whatever it needs next. Already know you want ongoing partnership? You don't need to start with the standalone diagnostic, we'll build one as part of onboarding so we know exactly where to start.
Talk to HWO About Full Throttle
✓ Quarterly re-diagnostic included ✓ Runs, teaches, and evaluates concurrently
Note: Diagnostic price shown is the standard rate for single-location, single decision-maker businesses under $750K revenue. Multi-location, multi-stakeholder, or businesses with an existing partial tech stack are scoped at $2,497 following a short intake, disclosed at booking.
Start with the diagnostic

One call.
Your custom plan.
Real answers.

AI leads the call. You get a presentation built specifically for your business, with a virtual call to go over it and explain next steps. Book your time, choose your delivery speed, and pay $1,497 at checkout.

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40-min AI-led diagnostic call — number sent after booking — AI asks the questions, captures everything, follows up on every answer
2
Full call transcript delivered — every word captured, searchable, accurate
3
Custom presentation — 3 AI tools matched to your business — what, how, why, and projected bottom-line impact
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Delivery at your chosen speed — Standard 48 hrs, Priority 24 hrs, or Same-Day
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Virtual call to review your presentation — we walk through your 4-day action plan and your next steps. Ready to have it implemented for you? That's Accelerator
$1,497
Multi-location or multi-stakeholder businesses scoped at $2,497 after booking
Book Your Diagnostic →
✓ Full refund if no value delivered ✓ Call confirmed instantly ✓ No subscription — ever
H William Odyssey, LLC
Innovate. Elevate. Cultivate.
Strategy and business development consulting — bringing enterprise-level AI systems to Main Street businesses at a price point that actually works.